Alyssa. Paris and Taylor Swift Enthusiast. Met her 10/08/15.
*slowly removes my heart-shaped sunglasses* i beg your fucking pardon
did taylor swift ghost write this
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did taylor swift (the bongo calf) escape in a getaway car perhaps?
They looked in her enclosure and found nothing but a… blank space.
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I JUST FOUND MY MOMS HIDDEN PUDDING STASH WTF
she was puddin’ it away for later
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we are all in our early 20′s beating ourselves up for not having perfect beautiful apartments and wise carefully curated hobbies and self image! there is no rush!
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You have made this human disco ball so so happy tonight. ❤️
📸: Getty Images Entertainment // John Shearer, Chris Polk, Kevin Mazur
I’m sorry, the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now.
Why? Oh! ‘Cause she‘s dead!
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“I get so jealous because I know how easily replaceable I am.”— I’m nothing special (via atrxc)
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Well, he was runnin’ after us, I was screamin’, “Go, go, go!“ (x)
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